What makes you a good (or bad) neighbor?
I DONT LEAVE MY YAPPY DOG ALONE FOR DAYS ON END!!!
Torturing not only the whole building but the sweet pup. So not only am I an outstanding neighbor, I'd make a great pet owner as well.
What makes you a good (or bad) neighbor?
I DONT LEAVE MY YAPPY DOG ALONE FOR DAYS ON END!!!
Torturing not only the whole building but the sweet pup. So not only am I an outstanding neighbor, I'd make a great pet owner as well.
It starts with:
'Miss do you have a lighter?' I do like being called Miss.
'Anybody want this?' says a man as he flicks his smoke aside before entering the library. Who says people aren't giving?
Over due book by 262 days. Just $6.00. Should have gone 365 days just cause.
'Do you have a cigarette?' she demands more then asks. I reply ' I'm gonna pretend your 19' as I hand her a smoke. She says thank you and runs through traffic with her boyfriend to the Burger King.
Stepping up to the train, the most intelligent man passes me and says ' You're beautiful'.
Across from me a young man is nodding off holding a strawberry pie.
Walking home I spot a hitchhiker at 300 w and 900 s. Of course after crossing the street I look back to see if she caught a ride.
Suddenly there is a loud pop sound and what appears to be mass amounts of paper is exploding from behind a car. As I get closer I wonder did they throw the box from their car or did they drive over it? I cant help it and walk into the street to pick up one of the hundreds leafs of paper scattered in the road. It appears to be part of some instructional manual.
There are five empty beer bottles in a nice pile along the sidewalk in the grass. They will be much easier to dispose of then the paper.
What's your favorite song from a Disney movie?
I think Wells might agree with me on this one.... Be our Guest, from 'Beauty and the Beast'.
When it was just the four little kids at home, we would put on a Disney movie and get to cleaning. I remember LuLu4 acting out Ariel during the song Part of your World, using the ottoman for the rock during one of the big parts of the song. Mind you she was about 12. How wonderful it was that we were older and still enjoyed geeking out all together.
But back to Be our Guest. On this particular Saturday it was Chase's turn to do the dishes. Chase was avoiding the work by pretending to clean the pool table or something. Wells was dancing around singing along (as we all were) and the line "Don't believe us just ask the dishes" was coming up. Well 8 year old Trevor stood on the ottoman and with great passion sang "Damn it Chase! Do the dishes!"
A great childhood memory shared by the four of us.
If you could leave notes for the future, what message would you have left in the past for today?
Submitted by Nameless.
DON'T DO IT!
What are your first thoughts upon waking?
Submitted by Cher Cabula.
Ah crap do i really have to wear another Ducati t-shirt today?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
i don't care who you are
ADHD is a convenient disorder to have, kinda like being a alcoholic.............
its disappointing when your horoscope reads: "you'll be semi successful" thats like saying your fairly good looking.
its sad when your friend is "responsible" enough to have a lawyer, even if its court appointed, and you cant find a dentist with in your health care provider.
you know you have a problem when every story you tell starts with "There was this prostitute........"
"What are you laughing at Linda?!"
"Its like putting an olive in a martini, its just a garnish"
My all time personal favorite "I'm not crazy! Its not like i try to kill myself every Tuesday!"
P.S. the usage of air quotes is none of your business

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